Toby locked out of account LOL

OK, who's the wiseass?
...and they say it pays to advertise :)

Card Cheat #2

In the end card cheats get the money. If they weren't getting it, they would be extinct, and they aren't extinct.
John Scarne, 1949

Card Cheat #3

"This Performance Will Prove I'm a Star!!"

Colour Changing Card Trick

From Quirkology.com

MSN me for a game anytime, babe :)

daffers500@hotmail.com

~ enjoying non-memberland ~

Creative Ways to Use Your Friend's Account

WD Toby, u virus! LOL
~ far more amusing than what she does with yours ~

Who is Daffy aka Daffers?

I was a member of the Julianne Giffin 500 site for over four years. In June 2008, after over 20,000 games, I quit due to endemic cheating, rampant abuse, the incompetence and bias of the forum moderator and the disinterested and absentee administration. I published this blog to irritate the cheats and because when Richard deletes old JG500 forum threads he deprives the site of its history.

My advocacy for an honest and civil site earned me the distain and abuse of a core of dishonest and abusive members - members who still play regularly on the site today. I suported the site financially by regularly donating well above the yearly fees. I argued forcibly for a code of conduct to ensure fair play, a well-regulated forum so players could share a healthy online community and then put in the hard yards to show how this could be done. I discovered and reported a major cause of the site's lag. For these efforts I was abused by the cheats and ignored by the administration.

I have many friends on the site and continue to play as a non-member. Rumours of my transmogrification to an ancient hobbit are much exaggerated.

JG500 Secret Multiple Memberships

Richard allows members to buy secret multiple accounts and change their names/icons when discovered - JG500 is possibly the only card site on the web where the administration assists the cheats in order to pay the server bills!

Some secret multiple account heroes are:

1. Rae/Dazza/Bundy Black: Raechelle controlled the top 5 rankings with her "preferred" partners for nearly a year until her exposure. She loves to play the victim, impersonate others, is a clever manipulator and an all round nutter. Her hubby is Dazza. She was exposed by Lee, Rat and Daffy and then confessed on the forum, "I cheated on multiple occasions... I don't prefer to be honest." She resumed playing soon after Daffy quit the site.
   
   
2. Abba/Runt: Abba deleted her Runt account in 2004 after her deception was uncovered. She used Runt to win elo from her rivals and then transferred it to her main account. Since then she has used Toby's account to top up her elo when needed. She is unrepentant in her use of MSN with her partners to "discuss" games in progress - sometimes by mistake she messages the wrong player LOL. Rae was one of her several "preferred" partners.
   
   
3. Tee/AJ: Tee laughably claimed to be trying to "clean up the site" after dominating the #1 gong for four months in 2005 by winning with one account and then transferring the elo to the other. He has been an honest player since then except for his female impersonation LOL.
   
   
4. Benno/Elias: Benno is a major MSN cheat, mummy's boy and tool. His cheating was exposed when his shamed partner admitted using Toby's account with him and apologized on the forum. Benno just ran away and hid under a rock. He slunk back months later and pretended it never happened LOL. He needs his nappy changed regularly and likes lots of enemas.
   
   
5. Funky Chicken/Rogue: The original and the best, he rarely plays now.
   

If you want another account to cheat with send $20 to Richard. If you're broke ask Toby for his password and transfer his elo into your account. He's a great 500 player and his elo will recover quickly - then you can do it again and again and again... he's always happy to oblige if you stroke his ego a bit.

Lee and I introduced rotating partnerships a few years ago to combat the endemic cheating. This proved to be very effective and popular and since that time the site has seen far less cheating. However, JG500 is still crawling with sad fools like those above who need to bolster their low self-esteem by cheating on their friends. Most long-term members know about them but don't care, preferring instead a quiet day of cards in the sun before they are wheeled inside for their rusks and soup.

Join JG500 by all means to support the site, but be aware...

JG500 forum screws up yet again?

This week saw Flippa (aka the Mad Cow) once again abusing her fellow members. Click here to read this week's deleted forum thread where the Mad Cow accuses another member of being a pedophile.